The Horniest Goblin, Inc.

Role/Job: Black Market Merchant/Tattooers and Slavers

Common Location: The Black Market, can also be added to scenes in the Dangerous Depths, as they travel with their lumbering cart through the dungeon often.

Personality/Bio: The Horniest Goblin, inc. are a trio of goblin merchants/witches. They are powerful spellcasters and share a mental link with each other, speaking in sentences that flow from one to the other, similar to the classic Three Fates. The goblins call themselves The Witch, The Snitch, and The Bitch, though they often disagree on who is who. However, they do have distinct personalities which for the purposes of explanation will be divided into those titles:

The Bitch: The horniest of the three, she often has a sexual joke or comment as part of their shared speech, and is easily distracted or impressed by sexual exploits or displays.

The Snitch: Enjoys egging on the other two and cracking bad jokes, she focuses on the items for sale as well as the slave box on the back of the cart, delighting when people make use of the trapped prisoner or purchase items for use on them.

The Witch: The more serious of the three, she handles the crests and tattoos. She is the one who will most likely stop their shenanigans and talk plainly, without rhyme or pretense of presentation, but only when the situation becomes serious.

They speak in rhyming and linked sentences, but usually only during an auction or other event, dropping that affectation when dealing with people individually or when encountered on the road.

Notes: The Horniest Goblin inc serve a couple of purposes in the scheme of the dungeon RP. They are a way for players to buy bondage or cursed items without RPing it with merchants who may have issues with slavery or NC scenarios. This applies especially to SlaveCrests which have their own item code when sold in the black market, at a higher price, and avoids the stern gaze of Nessa. They have no morals or qualms about slavery or consent, and often will have people prisoner in their box solely so they can upsell items by demonstrating them on their prisoner.

The Box

The huge, lumbering, magically propelled cart is more like a land barge that slowly crawls from place to place in between auctions or other sales, and could turn up anywhere. In addition to all the magical lewd items they sell, there is a metal box attached to the back frame, taking up most of the rear half of the vehicle. Made of a strange patchwork of metal, and lined with mystic runes, it can contain the most dangerous and deadly prisoners for auction.

Features:

- The door is magically sealed, appearing as a regular metal wall panel until touched in the right place by one of the goblins.

- A table attached to the outside with a small runic circle. Any bondage items placed on the table will be equipped on the occupant of the box once it's opened.

- The runes lining the box cause any saving throws made by the prisoner to fail, as well as keeping them from dying and restoring their vigor between visits.

The purpose of the Box is twofold. During a Black Market auction event, it can hold an especially dangerous or otherwise unwilling slave, and allow people to do particularly harsh types of scenes with them. It can also serve as a way to have a single character be bought and sold outside of events, and/or to have a space to bring a captured character within a scene, if appropriate. It basically keeps the more hardcore NC content isolated but still available.