View source for Clyde Thatcher Mellon

Role: Hucow Rancher, Trader



Bio: The prodigal son of the Mellon family of ranchers, Clyde is a kind and caring sort, who prefers lovin' over fightin'. He personally tends to most of the cows on Moo-Mellon Ranch, and works hard to make sure they are comfortable and enjoy their time at the farm.  As the eldest sibling, he is also in charge of buying and selling livestock for the ranch.

    The scar on his face is from an altercation with another trader in the market. Clyde saw the man mistreating his Livestock, and jumped in front of the lash before punching the slaver out. He took the girls back to the ranch where they would be properly treated, but not before leaving a sack of dezzies on the slaver's unconscious body as payment. He won't stand for abuse, but he isn't a their.



Clyde carries a gun mostly for show. He's actually quite the trick shot, but he's never shot anyone, and hopes he never has to.

He is extremely well liked by the Cows on the farm, for obvious reasons. He pampers them a lot more than his father would prefer, and tends to get attached over time. When selling livestock, he tends to be a little more picky about who he sells to, refusing bids from buyers who he thinks would mistreat the livestock. And he has sometimes been known to sell to a lower bid if he thinks it's best for the cow.

Clyde is generally strait, but he's had a few Bicurious adventures, usually when he's drunk. He doesn't show any particular interest in the Bulls at the ranch, but he might be convinced to play around while he's in the market on business.